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Ladies Luncheon, Life at Full Throttle

  • Piedmont Technical College 620 N. Emerald Road Greenwood, SC 29649 United States (map)

Join us for one of the most anticipated events of the SC Festival of Flowers!

Always a good time for everyone who attends, the SC Festival of Flowers Ladies luncheon offers great food, awesome door prizes and a fun setting with your friends and acquaintances. 

Featured Speaker: Southern Humorist, Columnist & Author, Carole Townsend

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Carole Townsend is a author and southern humorist from Atlanta, GA.

Her book, Red Lipstick and Clean Underwear takes an honest, sometimes humorous and often poignant look at the lives of women from adolescence through our golden years, all based on the advice we got from our mamas.

Wear Your Favorite Red Shoes and Enjoy a Complimentary Lip Bar by Belk!

Carole is a true Southerner, having been born in Atlanta, living in Nashville during college, and going right back to Atlanta upon graduation. Following a brief stint as a New York City resident, she married a Southerner, and they've raised their family of four children (plus four rescue dogs) in Lawrenceville, Georgia. She and her husband now have their first grandchild, who of course is perfect and off-the-charts smart.

Before she began writing for the Gwinnett Citizen, she was a staff correspondent and blogger for the Gwinnett Daily Post for more than 12 years. Through her unique brand of no-nonsense humor and her love for observing the quirkiness of human nature, Carole has developed a solid following in the southern region of the United States.

Her first three books are:

SOUTHERN FRIED WHITE TRASH is a frank and hilarious look at how families spin out of control under pressure, such as weddings, funerals, holiday gatherings and reunions. 

RED LIPSTICK AND CLEAN UNDERWEAR is an examination of the advice and hand-me-down wisdoms women glean from their mothers, grandmothers and aunts. While there are some very funny observations and scenes in this book, there are also some poignant moments. This book has remained a top book club selection since its publication in 2012.

MAGNOLIAS, SWEET TEA AND EXHAUST is an amusing and witty look at the national phenomenon known as NASCAR. As Townsend herself explains in the book, while NASCAR has its roots deep in southern culture, she knew nothing about the sport. When her youngest child left for college, she decided to hit the road and learn what she could about the sport and the culture. For one year, she traveled the NASCAR circuit, learning everything she could about the sport, drivers, cars and fans. OF course, as a 50-something suburban mom who knew nothing about any of it, the result is a well-researched, educational, hilarious examination of NASCAR.

Carole Townsend

Her fourth book, BLOOD IN THE SOIL, was published April 12, 2016. A vast departure from her previous three Southern humor books, this book unravels a true crime that happened in Georgia about 40 years ago.

OR Call the Greenwood SC Chamber of Commerce, 864-889-9313 or email,

$30 per person or $240 for a table of eight
Welcome cash bar reception and exhibitor showcase begins at 11:00 a.m. with Mimosas, Wine and Champagne. Fantastic door prizes too! 

For more information to purchase your tickets contact:
Greenwood SC Chamber of Commerce
110 Phoenix Ave.
Greenwood, SC 29649

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